Graham’s dislike of ham didn’t hamper his acceptance of invitations to supper by folks in his hamlet. He would ham it up, pretending to be a hamster, to distract from his non-hammed plate. Or, wham, he would tell the tale of pulling his hamstring escaping the jaws of a hammerhead shark while vacationing in the Bahamas. As he lay in his hammock post-meal, he would think how hammering home, ham-fisted, his dislike would hamper his opportunities to ham it up, and get veggies and dessert. It would be a shame, his life a shambles, if he championed non-ham get-togethers. So he accepted any and all invitations from the folks in his hamlet.
Some silliness for Linda’s SoCS on the word ham
February 19, 2017 at 10:28 am
awesome – loved it …. from start to finish – just amazing word play and wonderful ideas romping about :D
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February 18, 2017 at 5:12 pm
extremely clever
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February 18, 2017 at 5:11 pm
Hahaha! I don’t think I’ll ever be able to pronounce “Bahamas” correctly again. ;) Haha! Love this.
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February 18, 2017 at 8:14 pm
Glad it gave you a laugh.
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February 18, 2017 at 12:57 am
Very clever Lorraine…good to see no hampering going on with you…
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February 18, 2017 at 1:22 pm
Not after I read about being ham-fisted!
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