What, you were expecting a cauldron? Sorry, I’m too 21st c for that!

Instapot, slow-cooker, crock pot, smokeless grill, air-fryer, roasting oven, convection oven, microwave, steam oven, multi-pot, etcetera, etcetera, etcetera.

Why do you suppose I’m conjuring up a house with more kitchen counter and storage space?

boiled, toiled, and troubled up for mlmm first line friday