My second time playing along with Sammi’s weekend writing prompt.
I’m a professional newspaper obit writer; I make your family tree smell like honeysuckle. Nasty Uncle Herbert the pedophile: a quirky fellow who loved children and devoted his life to them. Cousin Sophie who cooked meth and turned tricks: a woman who enjoyed the culinary arts and entertaining. Hacker Ginger who sold IDs on the dark web: a computer whiz with entrepreneurial spirit. Just a matter of semantics!