Convinced the old mirror above the fireplace was a portal to an alternative universe, he was concerned about the number of undocumented aliens passing from their world to his. It was his duty to keep a record of these incursions.
His order from CSI: Aliens R Us arrived: motion activated camera; finger print kit; exto-plasma and voice recorder; and night vision googles. The space language translation droid was on back order.
He installed the surveillance equipment syncing its output to his phone. Tonight, he would feign sleep in the living room. The alien immigration invasion would stop here!
feature image by © Roger Bultot