Two “thoughts” came to mind for kat’s twittering tales 162:

one
OMG, her friends and co-workers were really that thoughtless! (62 characters)

two

Gork1: “This is embarrassing.”

Gork2: “All this humaforming to slip into Earther society, and you forget the humaneze phrase book back on Ork.”*  (149 characters)

* reference to the early 1980s tv show, Mork & Mindy, starring Robin Williams and Pam Dawber.

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