It wasn’t easy having a portal in her shower. She never knew who or what might emerge while she was under the spray, singing off key versions of show tunes.
Though there was one positive; she decided on some self-improvement. She gave her espresso machine to the Sally Ann, cleaned out her cupboards for the food bank, composted the contents of her veggie drawer, and started anew. A week detox of lemon water, watercress and oxygenated magnesium. Seaweed wraps and cupping. She emerged from her slug cocoon as a rainbowed butterfly.
A cup of herbal tea upon rising, then a kale and acai berry smoothie for breakfast. Lunch was the daily special at the Carrot Café. Steamed veggies with quinoa for supper. She meditated, practiced mindfulness, Tai Chi, and various sorts of yoga. Soon, she could form her lithe body into a pretzel – a snack, of course, she no longer ate.
So when the portal opened, and a teaser or a pleaser or a pleasurer arrived during her morning ablutions, her first impulse was no longer to reach for a towel.
image: hans via pixabay.com
A bit of silliness for Tale Waver #137, opening.
September 15, 2017 at 11:31 pm
:) :)
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September 15, 2017 at 11:44 am
LoL@slippery things in showers (comment to Michael) ….. interesting take on this prompt – how one can clean up and clean out and hey, you never know what tall, dark and handsome might appear? Lightheaded soap bubbles, but a girl can dream whilst steaming in the clean, and scrubbing away the blues!
Fun write – does the spirit good to write stuff and nonsense from time to time. :)
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September 16, 2017 at 3:44 pm
Yes, and showers, well, one is already steamy, frothy, and well limber from the hot spray of . . . water.
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September 17, 2017 at 12:34 pm
LOL – sometimes ;)
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September 15, 2017 at 11:11 am
Big smile.
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September 15, 2017 at 1:40 am
These portals Lorraine can make us or break us I think….though it’s pleasing to say she did put a positive spin on it…
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September 15, 2017 at 7:09 am
Yes, portals are very slippery things. Let’s hope the more weird stuff came through when she wasn’t in the shower.
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