Danny knew he had to hide the DVD somewhere. His mother regularly went through his room looking for drugs; no chance stashing it there. The pantry shelves – brilliant; epic hiding space.
Ever since she fell off the stepstool and shattered her wrist, she NEVER wanted anything off the top! Just the thought made her arm ache.
Danny reached up and pulled down a box of old cereal. Danny kissed the cover of his first soft porn DVD saying “Later my lingerie-clad lovelies.”
But it wouldn’t fit in the box – kept getting caught on something. “Gross,” he thought, moving stale cereal around.
Out popped two DVDs with busty women on the covers. “Dad???” he thought, so surprised, he fell off the stepstool. {132}
Flash Fiction for Aspiring Writers #84
October 17, 2016 at 3:12 pm
Ha,ha! What a pair. Pops and son.
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October 18, 2016 at 12:25 am
Like father like son . . . .
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October 17, 2016 at 8:57 am
Like father, like son! Hilarious story!
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October 18, 2016 at 12:26 am
Glad it gave you a giggle. I stared at that cupboard for a very long time before the lingered lovelies came to mind.
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October 16, 2016 at 12:32 pm
Great ending. I’m not surprised Danny fell off the stepstool. No teenagers think their parents could have similar interests to their own! I’m guessing Danny will have to find a new hiding place now – or will he and Dad become ‘partners in crime’? Lol
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October 17, 2016 at 1:19 am
Good question!, lol :]:
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October 13, 2016 at 5:53 am
hahahaha this is hilarious! There is no new hiding place under the sun.
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October 13, 2016 at 7:43 am
:):
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October 12, 2016 at 10:54 pm
Hahah – good one!
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October 13, 2016 at 7:44 am
Thanks, :):
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October 12, 2016 at 9:43 pm
Hahahahaha! This is hilarious! Now we know why his mom fell of the step stool to begin with! GREAT story!
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October 13, 2016 at 7:45 am
{:):}
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October 13, 2016 at 9:32 am
:D :D
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October 12, 2016 at 5:23 pm
Haha very funny! :-)
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October 12, 2016 at 7:07 pm
:):
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October 12, 2016 at 9:26 am
Nicely done. Still smiling.
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October 12, 2016 at 9:30 am
Glad I made you smile!
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