Read this poem at your own risk. It is the worse poem ever to appear on a Word Press Blog.
This was one of the toughest wordles – cheers to Yves for posing such a challenge!
So, unlike esteemed and astute colleagues who honed finely crafted responses, I just tried to use as few non-wordle words as possible. So what follows is possibly the worst poem ever penned (keyboarded).
Inexplicably,
lessened-bandaged cygnet’s tears
vitrified,
adrift, fragile
embodied emergency
flares ‘gainst grey
corrupt river
stagnant, fennel-stank.
Mindlovemisery’s Menagerie wordle 124 words: emergency; frailty; adrift; corrupt; lessen; embody; cygnet; inexplicable; vitrify; bandage; grey; fennel
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October 11, 2016 at 5:56 am
The wordle wasn’t challenging enough for you huh? Using mostly wordle words man that is a challenge! Sometimes it takes a lot of stuffing before I can work those words in and you did this no-stuffing attached so consider me impressed.
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October 11, 2016 at 7:38 am
Thanks, Yves. I couldn’t wrap a story around the words, so I just dropped them on the screen, lol.
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October 11, 2016 at 4:20 am
hahahahaha, nice intro, interesting poem ;-)
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October 10, 2016 at 10:23 pm
It’s always good to follow a stinker with a disclaimer like, I’m moving or was drunk, no wait…. I was listening to the presidential debate
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October 10, 2016 at 10:42 pm
You mean warning the reader isn’t enough! I wasn’t drunk enough to listen to the presidential debate. But, wait, I did accidently see a political ad . . . . .
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October 10, 2016 at 10:59 pm
See, it all makes sense now. It wasn’t bad bad poetry. It was you didn’t figure out the meaning of the message and really tries to understand why the message in the ad would make you want to vote at all. Brain freeze, like eating ice cream too fast
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October 10, 2016 at 11:24 pm
Exactly. My brain will freeze with a glass of cold water.
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October 11, 2016 at 7:28 am
See, that’s what you call it Brain freeze poetry
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October 11, 2016 at 7:43 am
Like the idea. A whole new genre? How’s the move going — me being nosey.
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October 11, 2016 at 7:53 am
The house is in phases of disaster and being shown for sale. I spent yesterday cleaning the garage with help. And it looks worse. So I would say knowing I’m leaving in 3 weeks….I guess good
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October 11, 2016 at 8:48 am
I know the “cleaning makes it worse” feeling — happens every time I try and organize stuff in our tiny rental house. Are you down-sizing re space?
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October 11, 2016 at 9:31 am
We’re heading for one third the size we have now. Full basement to slab. Three closets to one
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October 11, 2016 at 10:03 am
Yikes!!! We’re nomads, but this last move was a real space reducer. Only three doors in the place: bathroom, screen door, porch/front door. Argh.
The living room is the laundry room, computer room (hubby), I work on the kitchen table. As I’ve heard said, “Not enough room to swing a cat,” though why one would swing a cat in their house puzzles me, and we don’t have a cat anyway (allergies).
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October 11, 2016 at 10:08 am
Animal analogy is hard to understand most times. I have four cats and I’m not die who would get the worst end of trying to swing them. It’ll be a challenge as my wife prefers the the cabinet isn’t full if you can throw something in and the door closes, definition of full
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October 11, 2016 at 11:42 am
Is it half full or half empty she laughed maniacally.
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October 11, 2016 at 11:46 am
It’s greener on this side of half full.
..🙄
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October 10, 2016 at 6:02 pm
Vitrify was a challenge wasn’t it…..I this no frills approach…lol
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October 10, 2016 at 6:03 pm
Glad my ugly duckling poem gave you a laugh. It is awful, isn’t it.
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October 10, 2016 at 6:04 pm
I think when you memoirs are published it may be one that is overlooked…lol
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October 10, 2016 at 8:15 pm
I hope so — could be one of those things that get leaked. Ah, maybe I should take it down, lol. Place holder only? At least I warned folks.
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October 10, 2016 at 8:46 pm
leave it there..to remind yourself of what you once wrote….
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