My middle name is awkward, or it should be. On Tuesdays, I have two left feet, on Fridays, two right feet, and Wednesday – well I have one of each but facing in the wrong direction.
I have unsocial media – no one emails or texts or twitters at me. My facebook picture is a selfie of my finger taking the picture. Awkwardly, if you squint, it bears a resemblance to another thing coming towards you.
It’s awkward that people follow my blog but don’t say where to, and it’s too awkward a question to ask.
It’s awkward not being invited to the awkward convention because I’m too awkward.
It’s awkward going outside – what to wear, where to go when you are too socially awkward to have friends to visit. So, my lovely tan, no one sees, comes from the glow of my laptop screen. But then that would be awkward to explain.
This whole exercise is making me feel very awkward . . . . . . .
For Linda G. Hill’s SoSC: so non-awkwardly hosted by Joey: awkward.
Talk about awkward. I was two personae’s of this awkward soul who have now joined together in my frilly freudian slip, so if you know Phylor or adh [a darkened house] they moved in together. Join the evolution if you like – though awkwardly two heads aren’t always better as one. No pressure to follow so I know where you go.
October 1, 2016 at 9:07 pm
I would love to see you blush — is it possible? No need to cover shame. We are all friends around here.
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October 1, 2016 at 12:39 pm
I suspect I’m too awkward to have gotten an invite to the convention as well. I loved the bit about your picture :)
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October 1, 2016 at 3:42 pm
And I almost posted the selfie which would have been very awkward. You, however, have not been an awkward host. Kudos!
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October 1, 2016 at 8:21 am
I can’t tell if this is fiction or fact, but it’s written well for an introvert. My favorite line was getting a tan by laptop screen! Lol
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October 1, 2016 at 9:09 pm
Glad you liked the tan “line” and as to the truth — one of my blogs was subtitled my fictional autobiography . . . .
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October 1, 2016 at 11:07 pm
Haha well I have my answer then
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October 1, 2016 at 6:04 am
So aren’t Miss Slip? Darn here I was convinced you were Frilly Slip…an awkward moment for me, blushes and covers shame…..
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